Noah Kahan begs fans not to poop their pants at his concerts


Noah Kahan has begged his fans to use the toilet at his gigs after a concertgoer allegedly pooped on the floor during a recent show.

Singer Noah Kahan

The 29-year-old singer addressed the incident on X on Sunday (28.06.26) after a viral TikTok video appeared to show what users speculated was human faeces scattered by seats near the stage during his show at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia on Friday (26.06.26).

Noah penned: “If you have to poop at a show please dear god just go to the bathroom lmao I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old but you guys gotta understand there’s a venue worker out there with a 1000 yard stare after dealing with that (sic).”

The Stick Season hitmaker added in a follow-up post: “I s*** myself onstage in Charlottesville but that’s because I am dedicated to my craft (sic).”

Noah’s comments come after singer Olivia Rodrigo, 23, admitted she has “smelled” diapers worn by some fans who stand in the front row at her gigs.

During an appearance on KISS FM on June 18, the Drivers License artist said: “I have been to certain concerts and certain festivals where people wear diapers so that they can be front row of the show, and that’s been an experience as a performer that I have smelled.”

In April, Noah shared that sitting on the toilet can spark some of his best song ideas.

The Grammy nominee explained to the BBC: “The bathroom has really good acoustics, and I always think it’s funny to be sitting on the toilet playing music.

“My fans seem to like it when I talk about poop and stuff, so it’s a good way to mix music and bathroom humour.”

Earlier this month, Noah appealed to fans to stop stealing the street sign from where he used to live after mentioning Alger Brook in Strafford, Vermont, in his song The View Between Villages, caused his supporters to visit the area and take souvenirs.

And he has offered to pay for replacement road markings.

Noah penned on his Instagram Stories: “To fans traveling to the upper valley, I’ve been informed that the Alger Brook Road sign in Strafford has been repeatedly stolen.

“It is a total disrespect to the folks who live on that road and a headache for the town to deal with. I used to live on Alger Brook.

“I hate that because I put the road name in a song that some people have taken that as an invitation to disrupt the lives of the hardworking and kind folks who frequent it.

“To Strafford folks or select board members, please get in touch with me or my amazing mom and I will pay for any replacements and hear out any potential solutions you can think of. I’m really sorry you’re dealing with this.”

Noah ended his post by urging his fans to respect the privacy of himself and his loved ones.

He wrote: “Again to my fans. This community has grown much larger and I feel I should again remind you all about how deeply protective I am over my family’s privacy, and of the sanctuary of where I am from. Please don’t disturb these places or people.”





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